Game: CWF (NSFW)

CWF is short for CryWankFace and is an experimental game I made in 2012 with Craig Lager. It took us 24 hours to make and is not suitable for work.

After I explain CWF, I usually get asked why we made it. The answer is that I was at Eurogamer Expo with Craig in 2012 and Crytek were advertising their new game, WarFace, absolutely everywhere. Craig and I thought the game looked rubbish and that the name was silly. Crytek? WarFace? At a party afterwards we had a few drinks and started making jokes. Then we had more to drink and started making games, designing the concept such as it is over shots of Fisk. The game was finished by the end of the Expo and Craig released it to the public without telling me.

Since then CryWankFace has somehow been positively reviewed in PC Gamer Magazine and RockPaperShotgun by a number of UK games journalists. Not bad for a game whose art was done in MS Paint, by a drunk writer.

CryWankFace is available buy from Itch.io for any price whatsoever.

Reviews

“It’s basically like Guitar Hero meets that thing where you have to pat your head while rubbing your stomach, but with wanking. And crying.” – RockPaperShotgun

“Bizarrely, the concept works – and that it does so is a worrying lesson in the disconnect between a game’s systems and its themes.” PC Gamer Magazine, issue 257

“I too am a fan of CryWankFace.”Lee Bradley